Oh no! Help EXO! Nosebleed much sila! xD
American: Hello, Suho. How are you today?
SUHO: KREASSE! Babayaran na lang kita mamaya! Kausapin mo 'tong kano na'to!
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KYUNGSOO: Ahm. You want me cook you?
American: What?! You'll cook me?! Ahhh! Cannibal! *le runs away*
KYUNGSOO: Ano raw? Animal? Gwapo ko namang hayop! (Hayop naman talaga tayo, Kyung. Mammals tayo diba? xD)
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American: Are you an EXO member?
SEHUN: Yeeeeth.
American: What?
SEHUN: I thaid, YETH.
American: What? I don't understand.
SEHUN: Ewan ko thayo! Thabing YETH eh! Kulit mo!
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American: Hello there, pretty girl.
LUHAN: Ako?! Pretty girl?! Ipakita ko lang sayo ang mababato kong abs eh! Kung hindi ka maglaway dyan, eh naku!
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American Girl: Can I ask you something?
KAI: Ahm. Before I answer your question, come with me first. *lick lips*
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American Gull: Ahm, hello. ^__^
BAEKHYUN: Urr. Girl? Can I tell you something?
American Gull: Yeah, what is it?
BAEKHYUN: Di pantay eyeliner mo 'teh!
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TAO: *nagwu-wushu*
American: Wow! You're really good, can you teach me that?
TAO: WAAAHH! Mama Panda! Tuloooong! Nosebleed! TT^TT
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American: Asians are small.
KRIS: Bish, please. Asians are small? Hi, I'm Kris. *bish face*
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American: Hello there! How are you?
CHANYEOL: Hahahahaha! Tungunu! Nosebleed ako sayo, pre! Hahaha! *le bleeds ang nose*
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American: Hello, can I ask you something?
CHEN: Yes, I'm handsome.
American: Ahm. Okay then, where's the **** street?
CHEN: Yes, I'm handsome.
American: No. It's not wha--
CHEN: What?! I'M NOT HANDSOME?! Kapal naman ng mukha mo! Lamang ka lang ng isang paligo sakin! Kung maka-asta 'to! Kapreng nag-gluta! Hmp!
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RANDOM EXO FACT: Did you know guys that Baekhyun is afraid of white people? So Chanyeol dresses up like one and hides under Baekhyun's bed. [cr: @EXO_GlobalFacts]
GOD BLESS.
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