Façade

it's been two months/fifty followers, but not really

so guess what? this is the 92nd part. and i started this book exactly two months ago, and i really need to limit how often i update this. if only i updated my fanfics half as much as i updated this....

also, @evoIutionary and i were talking about one-shots, and she said something about how she doesn't have the effort to get to five thousand words, and then i told her that i aim for five hundred words. she seemed very aghast at that. apparently her chapters have, like, 3k words. hOW? the most i've gotten to is like, 600.

so i technically have fifty followers, but according to me, i only have fourty-three. so i'm gonna explain my logic to y'all. my first follower was a roofing company.... there are seven accounts that follow me that are either random companies, or are random people who don't read my stories, aren't in any fandoms i'm in, have no idea who i am, and a lot of them don't even speak the same language as me. before, back when i didn't comment, didn't have any stories, and was basically one of those silent wattpaders, i had five random people/companies following me, although one of them doesn't follow me anymore. and since i've started writing, three random people have followed me. like if you're following me for no reason, then i'm not gonna consider you a follower. so i hAVE FOURTY-THREE FOLLOWerS

either way, i'd like to thank every body who's been with me these past two months. if i'm being entirely honest, it's felt like an entire year has passed by in the past two months. it's been about a month since the school year started for me, and it feels like it's been a year.

tomorrow i have these really important placement tests that basically determine what classes i'm gonna be taking the next four years of my life. so there goes my school day, from 10:30 am to 3:00 pm.

and this week i have these really important choir auditions for something i really wanna get into. i didn't get in last year, and i really want to get in this year, but there's a really likely chance i won't get in, and now i'm sick, and....

anywayyyyyyyys, back to the point of this chapter.

i've made a lot of wattpad friends these past two months, and i love all of you. and no matter what you think, you're all amazing friends, and i really hope we all can remain that way.

you've been here with me through all my poetic rants, ups and downs, sarcasm and bitterness, weirdness and craziness.

also, imagine this playing out.

some random person: so how did you make all your wattpad friends anyway?

me: well, someone wanted to read a solangelo fanfic in which nico gets abused, so i wrote one for them. but then they asked if the story would have a happy ending, so i made up my mind right then and there and said no. and i also refused to do something else, which led to me getting spammed and meeting a lot of my wattpad friends. i made some other friends through comment chains. and i met some through commenting on their stories.

that same random person: well then.

tbh honest though, i feel like i know all my wattpad friends because of sunny. because that's how i found out about a lot of the people whose stories i read, and eventually became friends with. and then i met a lot of people on comment chains of sunny's books. and then there were the people who were summoned by sunny to spam me. so thanks, cloudy!

but then there are the few who i've met because they've commented on my stories. and i'm that great that i look at the account of anyone who votes/comments on my stories or follows me, and i normally read their fanfics.

also, i present to all of  you a clue as to what my name is. in an earlier chapter, i gave away a really obvious hint by saying that my name either starts with a consonant or a vowel. so this time, i'm gonna be a bit more vague. my first name... is... less than... fourteen letter long. and and i'm not sure if i've told any of you, but my old username was unsupersticious13....

also, if i've ever mentioned a list of my buddies to any of you and you thought i was just kidding, i'm really not kidding. like the 35th(ish) chapter of this is literally a list of all my buddies and whatnot and every time i make a new buddy, i add the type of buddy or whatnot to the list. and imma publish it one day, along with a list of all the nicknames i have for people. i feel like everyone just gets really confused when i mention someone by using their nickname.

i love you guys a lot, and mizpah.