Façade

if the chapters of my stories were this long, then maybe i'd be successful

rip this is the 98th published part...

i'd like to address a few things in this. firstly, wattpad will tell me that this is #2 in random, but when you click on random and go to trending in random, guess what isn't #2 in random? this. so i'm actually really confused.

secondly, the high school i'll be going to now has a gender neutral locker room and the bathroom policy is now changed. in the newspaper article from the school's newspaper that i read, the headline was along the lines of all genders being accepted or whatever, but in the article they only mention cisgenders and transgenders, and i'm just like....

thirdly, this story has 1.3k views. let's say this book has 100 chapters; that's 130 views per chapter. of course, this is wattpad, and the amount of reads per chapter is gonna fluctuate a lot. so some chapters have thirty-nine reads while some have three. so this makes me wonder, who all are reading this? now i'm just really curious. aside from the people who i know read this, from the voting or commenting  or whatever, is there anyone else who is reading this? if you're reading this and you're one of those people, could you just comment or pm me, because i wanna know.

fourthly, you know how in your settings, you need to say what gender you are? so your gender options are he, she, and zie, because pronouns are obviously the same thing as genders. so while looking at the stats of my stories, i noticed that the stats for percentage and gender will be whatever percent male, whatever percent female, and whatever percent private. private. private.

fifthly, imma try and do this thing where i come up with random one-shot or story prompts during whenever, and i later type them up and write the one-shot or story or whatever, and i try to do as many as i can in a month. i doubt it'll work, but whatever. also, i need to make edaj/jade cry through my writing, so if any of ya read </3, then prepare yourselves for an overload of angst.

aaaannd, sixthly, i'm struggling in school. it's actually like i'm reliving my worst experiences of sixth grade all over again. i'm not organized. i'm spending hours on homework without getting anything done. i'm doing as well in geometry as i did in pre-algebra, and believe me when i say i didn't do well in pre-algebra. it's like i know i need help, but i don't want to ask for help. i'm neglecting to do homework in assignments, in not just geometry, but in science as well. there are periods of times where i just can't do any work, and i can be working on something for hours, and i don't get a single thing done. i'm leaving things for the last minute, or i'm starting them off early, but then i slack off and don't do anything until the last minute, and i just end up regretting everything.

and so the moral of this chapter is just ugh. if you managed to read through this entire thing, then bravo for you. *claps hands in a circle and gives you a post-it note with a certificate on it*

whenever the kid who sits next to me in english language arts and i get into an argument about something grammar-related and it ends up that he's right, ((it's happened twice so far)), i take a post-it note and write him a certificate of grammatical excellence.

also, i'm considering writing a treebros one-shot book. i don't even ship treebros. what am i doing? if i wrote one, would any of you read it?