Mean Pick Up Lines

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Jin: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

Yoongi: I'm willing to lower my standers, if you're going on a date with me.

Hoseok: You look fabulous! (Pause) For your age.

Namjoon: Excuse me M'am/sir, you've dropped a piece of arse, let me get that for you. (Then grab her/his arse)

Jimin: Lets face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you have a crush on me.

Taehyung: Are you a potato? Because you look like one.

Jungkook: Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

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