Your butt is beautiful

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"John?" I yell "can you see me?"

"YOU KNOW I'M BLIND RIGHT?" He yells from the stairs.

"It's called a joke. You're supposed to laugh," I respond.

"Oh yes I'm so sorry let me just have the gift of sight so I can understand why being disabled is hiLARIOUS."

"You don't have to be rude."

"Haven't we met? Hi I'm John Lauren's and I'm a sarcastic child."

"Well John Laurens, your butt is beautiful."

"Shut up and help me down the stairs."

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OKAY YALL LISTEN UP

sorry this is so short and only dialogue I'll probably make a part two with more stuff in it.

Okay byeee

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