"Herculeeeees!" I whine while being dragged out of my small apartment.
"John. You're going," he orders.
"I don't want to go on a blind date! He could be an ax murderer!" I try to point out.
"Even if he is, I better not get any calls telling me to come up with an excuse to save you," he pauses, "like always."
I jump out of his arms and make a dash back to the apartment. I hear him yelling at me but I keep running until I reach my door. He grabs my waist and pulls me back. I grab the door frame before he can pick me up.
"John!" He yells
"Oh my god why isn't anyone coming outside?" I mutter.
"BECAUSE WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK!" He pulls harder and we fall to the ground, me sitting on his lap.
"Oooh la la. I didn't know you felt this way, Herc," I tease him.
"John. You are going to meet Thomas. You are going to move on from Burr. You will get off of my lap," Hercules says in a monotone voice.
"I-but- fine."
I get off of his lap and offer him a hand. He slaps it away, mumbling something under his breath. I shrug and close my door, making sure to lock it.
"How do you even know this dude?" I ask when we get into his car.
"He's friends with Laf I think," He responds.
***
"Okay here's the place," Herc stops the car in front of a small coffee shop, "call me when you're ready to go back to your place."
"Fine. I blame you if I get killed," I joke.
"Deal."
I hop out of the small car and walk inside. The walls are covered with old floral wallpaper. Fairy lights line the counter.
"Probably wearing purple. Afro," I mumble, spotting him, "I was wrong Herc. Your advice did help."
I slowly make my way to a table in the corner where a tall man sits. He's wearing a pastel purple jacket, and he's sporting a beautiful afro. (I fricken love Daveed)
"Hi. Thomas?" I ask looking at him.
"Uh oh yeah! And you're John?" He asks. His voice has a thick southern accent
"Yup," the shorter man says as he sits in the chair across from Thomas, "I just wanna get this out of the way first, you're not going to kill me right"
Thomas hesitates, his body stiff, "uh yeah..."
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I was originally gonna make this an entire story but I wouldn't have finished it until next month.
Uh, so my name is Leo.
It's 1:42 a.m. and I can't go back to sleep because of cramps.
I kinda don't know what else to write.
Okay bye. sorry I took so long to update.
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A crap ton of (mostly) lams one shots
FanfictionLams one shots. I can take requests, I can do smuts just becuase I'm going to finish the book soon. I can also do fluffs and all that stuff. there also may be some different one shots every now and then. Also almost all the endings are sad.
