Antercid

Kapitel Acht

Chapter 8... (Dedicated to @Punk09 for being the first reader to vote for Antercid. Thank you very much, it's a bit late but thanks a fucking bunch)
Rihanna as Jade

I open my eyes slowly and see everybody standing over me, their eyes widen when they realize I woke up and caught them staring at me. They scrambled to their different location and "acted normal". You know when you're doing something wrong then someone's coming and you're supposed to act normal but then you do stupid things that don't spell out normal at all, yeah that's what they where doing right now. I sit up squinting my eyes to try and adjust to the lighting in the room.

"What were you guys doing?", I ask with a blank expression.

"What?"

"Us?"

"We weren't even acknowledging you at all", Alli said the last sentence.

I narrowed my eyes at her suspiciously and nodded, "yh... I'm crazy and seeing things", I said sarcastically.

"Yup... You totally are Cami", she said and tucked her lips into her mouth. I decided to brush the whole weird-ass incident off.

After a few minutes of cleaning up and dressing up (same clothes I've been wearing this past few days), we walked towards Robyn's truck.

It was around 6am if my wristwatch was still correct, I spotted a pack of coyotes and then looked at Kaden, he had no idea of what I was about to do.

I howled, it was pretty good, I'm pretty good at howling. "Why'd you do that? Why'd you do that?", Robyn pointed his pistol at me and everyone immediately turned on him with M16's.

I smirked at him, "chill dude, I'm just having some fun", the smirk widened and I turned to Kaden. Robyn dropped his gun and so did everybody else.

"So you're not signaling for anybody to snipe me out of nowhere, are you?", he narrowed his eyes.

"No silly", I dragged then rose my index finger up, "I'm not signaling anybody" and as if on cue the coyotes returned the howl. I turned to look at Kaden again with one of my signature smirk, "but I'm sure signaling something".

He looked out into the field and he saw a small pack of coyotes running towards us. "You fucking bitch!", he yelled at me and I just laughed, holding my gun ready to shoot at them.

Then something that I wasn't planning was going to happen, happened. He bolted. Like he ran like no mans business straight back into the house and the coyotes turned towards him.

I laughed again, but then I started picking them off with my pistol, the last one was gaining on him, then I put the pistol back into my belt and I took out my sniper, aimed and pulled the trigger.

I watched the coyote limp away, yeah I didn't kill it, lucky bastard, I just felt a little merciful, a once in a quarter of a year that that happens.

Kaden came back glaring at me, also breathing really hard from all the running. If looks could kill I'll be dead on the floor with a private pool of blood for them all to lounge in. "What the hell was that for, Cami?"

I made the best innocent face I could muster and pouted, "You're not afraid of anything, right?", I said with an equally innocent voice.

"Fuck you Cami"

I scrunched up my nose, "I'll pass"

"Ohhhhhhhh", they all chorused.

"Burn dude", Robyn patted Kaden on the back and his face went red, I just smiled at him innocently then winked.

I turned around to the truck, "I've never seen this type of Honda before", I say to Robyn.

He just chuckled, "You say that like it looks alien made"

"Is it?", Alli popped in also examining the car, "Rid-Geline", she read out slowly from the back of the car where the name is always written, with her eyebrows knitted in confusion, "it even sounds alien". She pronounced it like Rid- Geline (like feline), well the both of us where fucking with him tho, we know what a Honda Ridgeline is.

Kelly that caught on decided to play along, she tapped the body of the car with her fingers, "hmm", she knitted her eyebrows.

Then Jade ran her fingers down the body of the car, "yh it does feel alien tho". Kaden was just looking at us in confusion, apparently he didn't understand whatever the fuck we were going on about.

"You're not Robyn are you?", I faked a very serious face and pulled out my two katanas. Alli did the same with her Sai's and Kelly and Jade pointed their guns at him. Even Kaden dumbly followed, "guys are you sure about this?"

"Hella sure", Alli replied to his not-so-relevant question.

"Woah... Guys... C'mon... It's me"

"That's what any alien who doesn't want to be figured out will say", Kelly said calmly, her gun directed right at his temple.

"Guys C'mon its me, that's a fucking Honda Ridgeline, don't you know it?"

"Theres no such thing... as a fucking Honda Rid-Geline whatever the fuck you call it", I yelled at him.

"Please Cami, you have to look into my eyes... It's me... I swear"

I put my swords back into their sheaths on my back and he sighed in relief, then I brought out my pistol and pointed it at his crotch, "I heard aliens don't have dicks so let's test it, shall we?"

"What the fuck? Cami please, please, I swear it's me", he begged and I saw Alli holding her back her giggle, I almost gave in to the laughter bubbling inside of me but I controlled myself turning the smile that was turning up on the surface into a smirk.

"Sorry but I don't believe you", I said with a serious face.

I put off the safety and his eyes widened and I let the barrel touch his crotch and then he shut his eyes really tightly, then I pulled the trigger.

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Wow, that was deep. So y'all already know that it was just bants. So why did Cami pull the trigger?

This was a pretty short chapter, it was just a filler chapter to show how silly/mean Cami can get. She just had to call the coyotes, didn't she. ;)

Thank you for reading. Don't forget to vote (cuz y'all be enjoying the book so much you forget to hit the button, but seriously it won't take 2 seconds to hit the star, unless you're an overly dramatic person, like me :D) Also make comments, I like to read your comments, it makes me hor- happy, I said happy.

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