fake date - yoonkook/sugakookie

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방탄소년단
@ BTS_twt
hey it's suga and jungkook again, we've done a lot of talking and decided to date once again!! (this will not affect our upcoming album release) love you ARMY! 🖤

"good enough?" yoongi asked as he showed jungkook his phone. yoongi pressed the tweet button and set his phone beside him.

"think we'll get backlash?" jungkook asked.

"not any more than when we fake dated," yoongi said.

jungkook grabbed yoongi's hand and laced their fingers.

"your hands are veiny," jungkook said. yoongi scowled.

"girls are obsessed with veiny arms and hands and I don't know why," yoongi said.

"I could understand, it's kinda hot." jungkook said.

"doesn't veiny arms mean you've jacked off a l-"

"don't expose me" yoongi said. jungkook laughed and let go of yoongi's hand, wrapping it around his waist instead.

"you're such a frail old man, I feel like you could break at any time," jungkook said with a giggle.

"you're such a brat." yoongi said endearingly, with a small shove. jungkook laughed at his response, leaning over to kiss him briefly.

text from: seokjin

namjoon and I are dating now oof

to: seokjin

if you act coupley I'm calling management no warning

from: seokjin

ha ha real funny.

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weak ending but I updated so much this week wowza

my sister brought home a fake baby from her child development class that literally cries every 5 mins kill me

I'm literally going to be a zombie tomorrow from how much sleep I miss tonight

I'm also gonna lose sleep this weekend ah fuck