fake date - yoonkook/sugakookie

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TAEHYUNGS POV

text to jimin:

how should I sabotage their relationship?

from: jimin

yoongi and jungkook's? wtf tae

to: jimin

I told you that I kinda like kookie and he rejected me for yoongi, so yoongi's gonna pay

from: jimin

ok dude what the fuck. first of all, it's not yoongi's fault that jungkook doesn't like you. second of all, you're a shitty friend

to: jimin

whatever, I'll just do it by myself then

taehyung thought about how he was going to do this very precisely.

tell one of them that the other hates them? nahh

text the other from ones phone? no

that's when taehyung thought of the perfect idea.

"hey kookie, yoongi" taehyung greeted the couple in the kitchen. yoongi was filling his coffee cup while jungkook rested his head on his shoulder.

they nodded in greeting.

"bang pd texted me earlier" taehyung said, pulling up fake texts. to make a long story short, the fake texts read that bang pd no longer wanted yoongi and jungkook in a relationship because their album sales have gone down tremendously.

"what? that's impossible," yoongi said.

"yeah, I guess you guys can't date anymore. I'm sorry" taehyung said with fake sympathy.

"no, we can just sneak around. you guys won't snitch right?" jungkook said.

"it's too risky. it never works out." taehyung said.

yoongi sighed, rolling his eyes.

"I call bullshit, those texts have to be fake." jungkook said.

"nope, I don't even know how to photoshop"

so jungkook called bang PD.

"taehyung tells me you say that yoongi and I can't date? is that true?" jungkook asks.

"okay thank you, I'll kick his ass. see you later" jungkook replied. taehyung cringed.

"okay what the actual fuck" jungkook yelled.

"i- I jus-"

"no bullshit answers. why the fuck would you do this?" yoongi asked.

"because I like jungkook okay?"

"hyung I thought we established this before yoongi and I started dating. I'm sorry but I don't have the same feelings"

taehyung nodded.

"it's okay." he sadly sniffled and obnoxiously bumped yoongi's shoulder with his own when he passed.

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reminder: please don't attack me for making a member the bad guy !! it doesn't mean I think they would do that in real life !! this is fiction