The Future

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I sometimes worry about the future...
In a world where people order Cheese-Bubbles at fast-food places (not made with real cheese).
A place where against all odds, Lady Gaga is still alive and preforming.
A time when Kids Bop 84 has just been released.
Where robots do the dishes... well that parts not too bad.
Unless your to poor to buy one, (so most of the world).
Where people are so fat that they drift around in hover chairs.
A world where places are quarantined from aftermath of WWIII.
What if there was no pizza?!
And we all ate gray slop, that would suck.
Oh crap, and we'd all be ruled by Obama's head that was preserved in a jar!
There'd be no cool actors because all movies would be CG.
And Japan would get tired of brainwashing us with anime and just nuke us.
No anime! That's worse than getting hit with a nuke!
And everything would be spray-painted silver,
not that silver isn't cool, but it'd get old fast; silver? everywhere? No thank you.
Oh, and if everyone forgot about The Police, Styx, The Who, Led Zeppelin,
A-ha, DragonForce, Bowling for Soup,
and all those good bands.
Then we'd find out all the elevator music is One Direction. I'll take the stairs.
Oh, ya, and aliens attacked, not the little green dudes,
not even cute space-girls, but aliens that look like our mother-in-laws.
...ok I can't think of anything scarier than that...
Yup... ok, I'm done with my little rant. Sorry for wasting your time.

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