I am in life; life has taken me and shipped me downriver.
If you choose to come with me please come hither.
For life, is a journey, full of wonderful strangers; though I must warn you there will be dangers.
So if "Danger" is your middle name come with me... though it doesn't really matter to me, so come down the river of life even if your middle name is "Larry."
So here we are Larry, going down life for a lap, but I must ask you Larry... did you bring the map?
No? Well, that's all fine and dandy by me, I can't read one anyway.
We'll just go to the place life takes us to, don't you agree Larry? ....good, I do too.
Just us in this little boat on the river of life, we'll brave it together Larry, we'll win this fight.
I don't really know where we're going... things might get harry... and wait? what was that? ...your middle names not Larry?
...Fred you say? Mmmm... how about that...
*Pushes Fred out of the boat*