So, there I was, right in the middle of World War II about to--(Wait a minute, shouldn't we start on how we get here? I mean, this is a great part in the story and all, but readers will be confused) Readers? I thought you said audience a little while ago. (I did, but since the other guy was a &$%#head, they left, so we're writing a story) DAMMIT!! I hate writing. (Chill the hell down! We're not writing it. They are.) ((Who's they?)) (Y'know, them. They. The people. This person right here.) Who? (This guy. He's writing our story as we talk. He knows that we can speak to him and the readers. Now the readers do too.) So, it's kinda like 4th-wall breaking? (It is 4th-wall breaking. We were able to do it in comic books, so why not a novel?) Good point. Alright. I'll do it you're way. My way would have been more fun... Alright. So. I was on a..."job"... with Domino. We were "working" on finding this guy, I don't even remember his name. Now, even though Domino and I weren't actually working, I did get a good workout, I'll tell you that.
While we were cooling off, my phone started to ring. Domino started to reach for it, but I beat her to it. ((Should we just do something like a play script? I think it would be easier for us and everyone else)) (Alright. First good idea you've EVER had)
Deadpool: HA!! Gotcha bitch!!
Domino: Deadpool, you're drifting again.
Deadpool: I am?
Domino. Yes. Are you going to answer the phone?
Deadpool: Yeah, yeah, you don't have to be so pushy.
Domino: Just answer the phone
Deadpool: Fine. (talking to caller) Who is this?
Unknown caller: Mr. Deadpool? I need your help. I have a time machine, I need help killing Hitler.
Deadpool: Again I ask, who is this?
Unknown: Crap. Sorry. I am Silver
Deadpool: As in the Silver Surfer?
Silver: No. Just Silver. That's my actual name.
Deadpool. Oh. Alright. What's the pay?
Silver: $500,000 when we go back in time, $500,000 when we come back home.
Deadpool: WHAT THE $&%^?!?! Where do you get that kind of money?!?!
Silver: I do actual mercenary jobs, not just laying around, screwing other mercs, and then taking their money.
Deadpool: I DO NOT DO THAT!! Domino, don't listen to her. (quietly to Silver) Don't blow my cover!
Silver: Oops
Deadpool: Yeah, yeah. $%#& you too.
Silver: (in mock British accent) Pleasure doin' business with you, sir.
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Deadpool kills Hitler
De TodoHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
