(So, Silver had told us to meet her at Tequila John's. She must know how much we like tacos, because she was an hour late. Although, we're not complaining. It gave us a chance to eat tacos. When she finally walked in, we were shocked about her scar)
Deadpool: Where the hell did you get that?
Silver: ...
Deadpool: Everything alright?
Silver: I don't talk about my scars
Deadpool: Why not?
Silver: ...
Deadpool: Not that much of a talker, huh?
Silver: ...
Deadpool: No, I guess not. This is different for me. Most girls I work with, by now we'd already be in bed
Silver: How about you stop trying to poke and prod, and I'll consider not ripping your balls off and feeding them to you?
Deadpool: Fine, fine, but just as a warning, I'm gonna blow eventually. I've got three people living in my head. (TWO, ya dumbass!!)
Deadpool: Shit, that's right. Two people
Silver: Ok...?
Deadpool: (in German accent) Okay zen!! Off to Auschwitz ve gooo!!
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Deadpool kills Hitler
De TodoHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
