(Well. It's not our fault. We didn't know she'd actually take us to Auschwitz. Maybe she does have some sort of dark, twisted sense of humor somewhere. We just have to find it.)
Deadpool: You actually took us to Auschwitz?!
Silver: You asked... I delivered... Here we are
Deadpool: Ah, sh--
German Soldier: Halt! Stopp genau dort! (stop! stop right there!)
Deadpool: What the fu--
German Soldier: Komm auf den Boden! (get on the ground!)
(We started laying down on the ground, but Silver kept standing, looking intensely at the soldier)
German Soldier: Komm auf den Boden!
Silver: Make me
German Soldier: Komm auf de--
(The soldier was interrupted by a knife going through his throat. After seeing that it was Silver that had thrown the knife, we stood back up)
Deadpool: Take that, you communist &$%!!
Silver: We're in Germany, not Russia
Deadpool: Dammit. That's right. Hail Hydra!!
Silver: What?
Deadpool: Old German organization I used to work for. Bob did too
Silver: Bob?
Deadpool: He sometimes comes on jobs with me
Silver: Oh. Ok
Deadpool: Ok. Let's get going
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Deadpool kills Hitler
AléatoireHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
