(So, a lot happened after we went to fight the "Hydra agents" Colossus heard. Let's get you up to speed. People were through the hallways toward us and we hid behind a corner. When they came around, Colossus swung at them. Luckily, he slipped in some of my blood and made a hole in the ground. And guess who just happened to be there)
Deadpool: Domino?!?! What're you doing here?! And you brought X-Force?!?!
Peter: (crossing arms Wakandan style) X-FOOOOORRRRCE!!!
Deadpool: Peter! Go home sugar bear. X-Force isn't real
Peter: Then what're we doing here?
Domino: I got a call from somebody saying they'd pay big money for us to kill Hitler
Deadpool: Well what the hell that's why i'm here
Domino: Well, I guess we're lucky to run into you guys
Deadpool: For the last time, luck isn't a superpower!
Domino: Umm... yes it is
Deadpool: No it isn't
Domino: Yes it is
Deadpool: Y'know? Let's not talk about this right now
Domino: Yeah, we'll save that for the ride back
Cable: Will you two just shut the hell up?
Deadpool: Oh you're one to talk Thanos. The movie was like 3 hours and you had the most frickin' screen time
Cable: What the hell are you talking about?
Deadpool: Nevermind Josh Brolin. Just stick to the script
Cable: You dumbass. We missed our window. Hitler's on the move towards Berlin
Bob: Hitler is on his way to Berlin to go to his office. He will be there for a few hours
Domino: We'll make it if we're...
Deadpool: Don't say it...
Domino: Lucky
Deadpool: Leave. Now. Go back home. And take Peter with you
Domino: Nope. You're stuck with me until we're done with this
Deadpool: Ah, shit
Peter: So, what, um, what exactly are we doing here?
Deadpool: Well, sugar bear, that's a very excellent question, with an even better answer. We're here to kill Hitler
Peter: Oh ok. I didn't bring any weapons. Will that be a problem?
Deadpool: Don't worry sweetness, daddy's here to protect you
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Deadpool kills Hitler
De TodoHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
