(So, after learning that Silver was a secret badass, we walked in the direction of Auschwitz. Our plan was to get transferred from Auschwitz as slaves to the Fuhrer himself, Adolf Hitler. While we were walking, I got out of my suit and into slaves clothes. Silver did too. Remembering that I looked burned to hell, I hopped in a wheelbarrow as Silver pushed me, looking like a dead body)
Silver: We've got a long walk ahead of us
Deadpool: You mean you've got a long walk ahead of us. I'm the dead body, so I get the wheelbarrow ride. WHEEEEEEEEE!!
Silver: Just keep your mouth shut and your eyes closed. We don't know what we could run into on the way
Deadpool: Fine, fine. Guess I'll take a nap
Silver: Wade. Wake up. We're almost there.
Deadpool: How.. How'd you know my name...?
Silver: I did a little background research before I called
Deadpool: Stalker alert
Silver: What?
Deadpool: Nothing. Just... nothing
Silver: That's what I thought. Now, play dead. there are some soldiers coming up
Deadpool: Fine, fine. I'll be the &$%#in' possum while you get to waltz me to the gas chambers
Silver: Yeah. Unless we want the dead body pushing the live one
Deadpool: Good point
Silver: (to guards) Ich bringe diesen Körper auf die Felder. (I am taking this body to the fields)
Guards: Fortfahren. (Carry on.)
Deadpool: Where'd you learn German?
Silver: The Internet
Deadpool: Makes sense
Silver: Alright. We're here. Hop out and put your costume back on. We might have a fight coming our way
(We turned to where she was looking, to see dozens of Nazis running our direction, screaming German orders to one another. Silver pulled out her blades as I was putting my costume on. Then I turned to face the action)
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
