(Cable definitely made our presence known, blowing down the office doors)
Deadpool: What the hell was that about?!?!
Cable: I came here to help you kill Hitler, not sneak around like some @&$#in'$&%*
Deadpool: Fine, we'll go in guns blazing, with a chance of death
Silver: Shut up, you'll come back
Deadpool: But you won't. That's why I wanted to take the safe route, you won't come back if you die
Silver: Wow so you actually have a deep side to you
Deadpool: Yeah yeah, enjoy it while it lasts
Steve: Will you two just shut up? We need to get going. Hitler probably knows we're here
Deadpool: Kiss my ass
Colossus: Enough! (slaps Deadpool and sends him flying across the room) We need to get going, and we can afford to leave you behind
Silver: I'm not going if he isn't
Steve: Are you serious?
Silver: Yes. I am.
Steve: Do you have any idea of the stuff he's done?
Silver: Yes I actually do. I did my research on him, like I did on you, and everyone else in this group. I know that you're only so special because you had chemicals put into you, and suddenly made you stronger and faster and bigger. Everyone else here is unfit to lead me into battle, so I am staying here until he wakes up
Steve: Fine, have it your way (begins to walk out of the room and up the stairs, and soon everyone else follows)
Silver: (walks over to Deadpool who is unconscious, takes one of his hands, and says quietly) Please wake up soon
Deadpool: (groaning with pain) ha. Gotcha
Silver: (smiles) I guess you did
Deadpool: Wow look at that! You actually have the ability to smile!
Silver: Oh shut up
Deadpool: It's not a bad thing. It makes you look like you actually enjoy people from time to time
Silver: (blushes) Thanks
Deadpool: So yeah, I think I'm gonna rest here for a bit and heal up. Quite a bit is damaged. Lungs, stomach, ribs, legs, and I also think my brains a bit damaged, but can't be sure. It's already messed up pretty bad
Silver: Sounds like we'll be here a while then (lays down next to Deadpool and wraps his arm around her shoulders, resting her head against his)
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Deadpool kills Hitler
AcakHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
