Deadpool kills Hitler

A colossal coincidence

(So, I'm back. Yay. Big surprise. The regenerative mutant gets crushed by a big metal fist and is perfectly fine minutes later) ((Hey, we may be fine now, but that HURT!!)) (Don't be such a baby) ((You're the baby...)) 

Colossus: I apologize Deadpool. I thought you were German spy.

Deadpool: Obviously I'm not! I'm wearing an all red suit!

Colossus: You travel with Hydra agent still in uniform.

Deadpool: Bob? He's my partner.

Colossus: Then who is German-looking little girl?

Deadpool: That's my other partner. (quietly) She's a bitch.

Colossus: That's not nice to say about little girl.

Silver: What did he say to you?

Colossus: He called you female dog.

Silver: "Female dog?" Do you mean bitch?

Colossus: Yes. That is word he used. Bitch

Silver: I have almost had it with you. I might just kill you now.

Colossus: Not easy to kill mutant. Especially this one. Always comes back. Trust me. I've tried. 

Silver: Oh, I'm sure I can take him out. 

Colossus: Ok, but I still think it is very hard task to complete. Back to first topic of conversation. Deadpool. What are you doing here?

Deadpool: Oh, that's an excellent question with an even more excellent answer. I'm here to kill Adolf Hitler!

Colossus: I don't see how you carry out mission, with only two swords and pistols.

Deadpool: Oh, I'm pretty sure we all know what I can do with only 12 bullets.

Colossus: Yes, yes. I remember highway incident where you cut off own hand. 

Bob: Mr. Wilson? I'm pretty sure Hitler will be in his office at 6:30 tonight.

Deadpool: We've got time...... what time is it?

Bob: 5:30

Deadpool: Yeah, we've got time. Maybe. Hopefully. I don't know. We should probably get going. 

Colossus: Good idea. I think I hear German soldiers coming down hallway. Many of them. With big guns. 

Deadpool: Alrighty fellas and lady. Let's go! And remember, maximum effort!