(Well, none of us expected Silver to be the ultimate secret badass, but she is. I mean, she scares us, but we didn't know she could kill us. I mean, now she's really scary. After she killed all those guys, she just waited for us to get dressed, then we stormed the camp)
Deadpool: Okay, so we didn't actually storm the camp. We walked in through the front doors and right through the camp.
Silver: Who are you talking to?
Deadpool: The little kiddos watching us
Silver: The Jews?
Deadpool: No. The kids behind the computer screen thinking their life is crap, everyone hates them, crap like that. Well, TOUGHEN UP!!
Silver: What...?
Deadpool: Nothing. Let's just keep going.
Silver: ... Ok...?
Deadpool: Don't worry, I'm perfectly sane. Well, maybe. A little. Nevermind. Not at all. I'm insane. I hear voices in my head often, although they've been quiet lately((Damn straight. Now we're going to interrupt you now, just to piss you off)) (No, he's having fun trying to get this girl we're with, leave him be. He's going to have a hard enough time to get her without us) Y'know, maybe you two should just SHUT UP!! ((Fine, but when she isn't going to be able to take all the guys out before you could get the suit on, you're on you own)) Yeah, I'll show you guys how good I really am. Without your help
Silver: Um.. who are you talking to...?
Deadpool: Oh, those are just the voices in my head that tell me to do things
So, from the author of this, to those of you who read this and are suffering from depression, I apologize. I'm just trying to keep Deadpool's humor throughout the story. I know how hard depression can be
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
