(So, dozens of Nazi soldiers were running at us, we were in the middle of a concentration camp, and we were in our underwear. Weirder things have actually happened to us.)
Silver: Deadpool! Get this on!
Deadpool: Alright, I might take a little bit, so cover me
Silver: Just hurry up
Deadpool: Alright, Alright, just look away. You'll be scarred for life
(While we were getting our suit on, which took us FOREVER, we heard guns firing and men screaming behind us. The gunfire suddenly stopped, and we turned around. Silver was standing with bodies around her, blood dripping from her blades)
Deadpool: Holy &#$%nuckles! What happened here?
Silver: I covered you, like you asked
Deadpool: Well, I wanted to kill some Nazis, buuuut I guess not
Silver: Oops
Deadpool: #%$& you too
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Deadpool kills Hitler
DiversosHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...