(Well, something unexpected happened on our little journey through Auschwitz. We found.......................................... JAPANESE PEOPLE!! I mean, the Japs were on the Nazi's side, right? Why would they imprison their own allies?)
Silver: Deadpool?
Deadpool: Yes dear?
Silver: Please, don't say that
Deadpool: Ok... sweetie
Silver: That either
Deadpool: What should I call you, then?
Silver: My name will be fine
Deadpool: That's a mouthful. "My name will be fine". What kind of name is that?
Silver: Deadpool! Now is not the time for games
Deadpool: It's always time for games! Games are fun!
Silver: These people aren't Japanese
Deadpool: They're not?
Silver: No. They're Russian. I still don't understand how you got confused between the two
Deadpool: That's because I'm thinking of Koreans
Silver: Again, how do you get confused between the two?
Deadpool: They're two countries who have the worlds largest amount of nuclear weapons
Silver: Actually, Korea isn't one of the leading countries
Deadpool: Then how did I get confused between the two?
Silver: I DON'T KNOW!! THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU!!!
Deadpool: Holy $&%*, calm yourself woman!
Silver: Be quiet
Deadpool: But you're the one screa--
Silver: Shh!
(We stayed quiet and listened, and heard footsteps marching toward us. We hid in a dark corner as a troop of Hydra soldiers passed. there was something about one of them, something familiar, then Silver jumped out and started hacking and slashing. She got through all but one, when I put my blade in.)
Deadpool: Wait!
Silver: What now?
Deadpool: I know this soldier
Silver: You do?
Deadpool: Yes. Let me show you...
(We pulled off the helmet and it was............................................................................................................................................................................................. not Bob)
Deadpool: Nevermind. Kill him
Silver: Done
(Once Silver finished, we heard a heavy panting coming down the hall. And now, finally, after me toying with you guys, was the one... the only....................................... BOB!!)
Deadpool: Bob, you ding-a-ling!! Let me play with you
Bob: What?
Deadpool: Of course you're behind the troops, you lazy piece of... poo (thought we were gonna say &#$^, right?)
Bob: I'm sorry Mr. Deadpool, they made me carry all their weapons
Deadpool: Did you say... ALL... their weapons?
Bob: Yes...? Why?
Deadpool: Daddy Deadpool has an idea..... and it's not going to be pretty
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
