(We followed Silver to an old abandoned building. We recognized it immediately. It used to be Stark Towers. When we got to the top floor, it was different than we remembered. It was empty, war-beaten, kinda like they just got done fighting Thanos ((wink wink)) There was a large metal circle thing on the floor.)
Deadpool: Holy &#@% me!! This place is CRAP!!
Silver: It's the only place I could find
Deadpool: Well, great &^#$ing job!!
Silver: Thank you
Deadpool: But I ju-- nevermind. You don't understand
Silver: Understand what?
Deadpool: My sick, sadistic sense of humor. Let's just get going
(Silver walked over to the circle and a screen lit up. She typed in some numbers, letters, probably coordinates, and pressed a button. The top of it opened up into a platform)
Silver: C'mon. Let's go
Deadpool: Yeah, just gimme a sec. We overflowed the tank with fuel, if you know what I mean
Silver: "We"?
Deadpool: Yeah. We. Not you and I, if that's what you're thinking. Me and... (points to head)
Silver: Ok...? Just be quick
Deadpool: I'm always quick, like the Flash when Iris comes home. Right, CW fans?
Silver: What?
Deadpool: Nothing. Just a little of 4th-wall breaking
Silver: Huh?
Deadpool: Aaaaand, that's my cue to shut up. Alright. Let's go
Silver: Ok. Hop on
(When we stepped on, we recognized the feeling of your molecules shifting when you're about to teleport. There was a bright flash, and we were spinning down a long, spiral tunnel. We finally stopped and landed in a battle-scarred town. Off in the distance, we heard screaming, like torture)
Deadpool: Alright, checking, checking, good. We're still intact. Both legs, both arms, hands, all fingers, both hakunas, both eyes, ohhhhh...
(She gave me a look that meant, "I'm gonna tear you, limb from limb, and when you heal, I'm gonna dip your nuts in a pool of piranhas)
Silver: ...
Deadpool: Well, at least you didn't lose any more body parts during our little trip, right?
Silver: ...
Deadpool: Ok. Where are we, anyway?
Silver: Didn't you say you wanted to go to Auschwitz?
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
