(So, long story short-- ((Wait a minute, shouldn't we tell them about how we got to Berlin?)) (That's what I was going to do, just making it shorter) ((Well you're obviously making something shorter, leaving out great characters)) (I am making something shorter, the story) ((That's not what I was talking about...))
Deadpool: Where's the bike rental shop?
Silver: No bike rentals, we're in a concentration camp
Deadpool: What about mopeds?
Domino: Not that time in history yet
Deadpool: Motorcycles?
Bob: Again, concentration camp
Deadpool: Well *&#^ it. Guess we're walking
Silver: That'll take too long, we'll miss our window
Deadpool: Well what's the plan then Captain Genius?
Silver: Why captain..?
Deadpool: Well, uh, because, y'know, you've got the one--- is there a knife in my dick?
Silver: Yes, there's a knife in your dick. Now, let's go. I have another contact around here
Deadpool: And why didn't you tell me?
Silver: Because I didn't want you #^$%ing this up. It's a backup plan
Domino: Sorry to interrupt your guys' marital bickering or whatever this is, but who the hell do you know from the 1940's?
Steve Rodgers: Silver, you called?
(Oh my god it's actually him) ((I can't believe this bitch has Cap's number and we can't even send him a letter)) (The last time we sent him a letter, it was explosive)
Deadpool: Shut up, I've got such a boner right now
Silver and Domino: Excuse me?
Deadpool: Was that out loud?
Steve: Yes Wade, it was
Deadpool: Can I get a hug?
Silver: No
Deadpool: I wasn't asking you
Silver: You're not hugging him
Deadpool: Well why not?
Silver: Because I'm not letting you
Deadpool: Ouch. Cock-blocked by a girl who has a thing for me
Silver: (blushes very lightly) Who said I had a thing for you?
Deadpool: You not letting me hug the captain. Capy Capy make Daddy happy
Silver: What?
Deadpool: Nothing
Steve: Anyway, I heard you guys could use a lift?
Deadpool: And what the hell do you drive?
Steve: A car. Let's load up
Domino: There's not enough room
Cable: I've got a bike, I can take Peter, you, Deadpool, Colossus, Bob, Silver, and Steve should be able to fit in the beetle. Colossus might have to sit on the top
Deadpool: Colossus can fit, Bob will sit in his lap, and Cap on mine
Silver: No Wade, I'll sit on your lap
Deadpool: Dammit, always take the fun out of things, don't you?
Silver: Yep. Now let's go. Cable, we'll meet you at Berlin Center
Cable: Copy. Peter, let's go
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
