(Well, we eventually found the German Tacos, but they were crap. I mean, I thought they would have some sort of secret German sauce, but they must have REALLY wanted the people killed at the camp. I died TWICE from food poisoning before we moved on.)
Silver: Well, I'm glad I wasn't the one testing them
Bob: Me too
Deadpool: Me three
Silver: But you did
Deadpool: No I didn't
Silver: Yes, you did
Deadpool: No, I ate one. I didn't do any weird tests or anything on it. I ate it, started to feel weird, died, came back, died again, hell, I might die a th-- (body falls to floor)
Bob: Aaaaaaaaaand, he's gone again
Deadpool: (jumping back up almost immediately) GOTCHA BITCH
Silver: What did you just call me?
Deadpool: I was talking to Bob... I said... ummm... Gotcha witch...?
Silver: Mhmmm... sure
Deadpool: Whew, dodged a bullet on that one.
Silver: I wouldn't call them bullets...
Deadpool: Huh?
Silver: (points to wooden door behind Deadpool, with a knife sticking out right next to his head)
Deadpool: That was some mystical shit. How'd you do that?
Silver: It's better not to ask questions
Bob: I'm sorry, but we haven't been properly acquainted yet. I'm Bob
Silver: I know
Bob: You do?
Silver: Yes. Deadpool told me about you
((We did?)) (Yes, we did, you idiot) ((You realize calling me an idiot is calling yourself an idiot)) (Oh yeah)
Deadpool: Will both of you just shut up?!
Bob and Silver: Huh?
Deadpool: Not you. (pointing to head) Them
Bob: Oh
Silver: I still don't understand
Bob: It's best if you didn't
Silver: Ok...?
Deadpool: OK! Moving on with the tour! Where should we go next?
((THE GAS CHAMBERS!!)) (NO. That's a TERRIBLE idea.) ((Why not? The only thing I'd be worried about is the smell)) (Do you even know what the gas chamber is?) ((Where they put all the farting prisoners?)) (Dammit, we're so stupid. The gas chamber is where they kill the prisoners) ((WITH FARTS!!))
Deadpool: I've got an idea. How about we actually go and find someone who knows where Hitler is?
Silver: Sounds good
Bob: Let's go
YOU ARE READING
Deadpool kills Hitler
De TodoHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
