(So, there we were, stealing Captain America's Volkswagen Beetle. In 1945. While Cap is running out of the building)
Deadpool: C'mon, work faster!
Silver: Would you rather be doing this?
Deadpool: No..
Silver: So stop complaining. Just give me a little time
Deadpool: How much time? (car starts)
Silver: Nevermind. You're driving
Deadpool: What??
Silver: You're driving. Now. GO
Deadpool: Sheesh, fine. Just so you know, it only took me 15 tries during my drivers test
Silver: 15 tries for what?
Deadpool: To start the car
Silver: Wade. Turn the key and push the gas pedal
Deadpool: Well that seems awfully easy
Silver: GO!
Deadpool: Fine, (sighs) Satan, take the wheel
Silver: JUST GO
Deadpool: &$%# it (pushes gas and backs into Captain America) Oops
Silver: Move over. I'm driving
Deadpool: But you said I'm driving!
Silver: And you suck at it! Now move over
Deadpool: (raises hands) Fine. If you say so
Silver: You just make sure nobody follows us
Deadpool: Yeah that may be a problem for me
Silver: Why...?
Deadpool: Well all I can see right now is a giant bat creature in the sky
Silver: It's not real Wade
Deadpool: You sure? It looks pretty real to me
Silver: Wade, you have schizophrenia
Deadpool: Oh yeah. I knew that. By the way, when are we gonna go?
Silver: We've been driving this whole time
Deadpool: Really?
Silver: Yes
Deadpool: Well damn, I should get my schizo checked out
Silver: You already have. Multiple times
Deadpool: Oh. Well that's unfortunate
Silver: How?
Deadpool: Because if I don't have schizophrenia, how am I seeing things and hearing voices in my head?
Silver: (sighs)
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Deadpool kills Hitler
AcakHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
