(We layed there for about half an hour. Not much really happened, us not being able to move and stuff)
Deadpool: Silver?
Silver: Yes?
Deadpool: Are there Hydra agents surrounding us?
Silver: No, Wade. You're seeing things
Deadpool: Open you eye
Silver: Oh shit
Hydra agent: Wer bist du? Was machst du hier? (Who are you? What are you doing here?)
Silver: Beruhige dich, wir sind hier, um den Führer zu beschützen. (Calm down, we're here to protect the Fuhrer)
Hydra agent: Auf wessen Autorität? (On whose authority?)
Silver: Mein eigenes. (My own) (cuts the lead agent's throat and throws knives into two other agents, while Deadpool pulls out a shotgun and blasts the remaining three Hydra agents)
Deadpool: Well that was fun
Silver: Where'd you get the shotgun? Wait, do I even want to know?
Deadpool: Only if you're into kinky shit
Silver: That's gross
Deadpool: It was needed, and it worked
Silver: But why would you ever need to put a shotgun up your own ass?
Deadpool: Did you know this was going to happen?
Silver: No...?
Deadpool: Then why'd you need the shotgun?
Silver: I don't have the shotgun. You do
Deadpool: Really?
Silver: Yes
Deadpool: How do you know?
Silver: I can see it in your hand
Deadpool: (lifts up shotgun) Woah how'd that get there?
Silver: I'm not even gonna try right now. Can you walk?
Deadpool: Can you give me a piggyback?
Silver: Can you walk?
Deadpool: Will you give me a piggyback if I say no?
Silver: If I have to
Deadpool: I can't walk
Silver: God you're such a pain
Deadpool: But I'm your pain
Silver: Yeah, a pain in the ass
Deadpool: Woah slow down there, we're in public. I'll be in your ass later tonight
Silver: That's not what I-- (blushes) oh. (smiles) Sounds fun. Now get on my back so we can get out of here
Deadpool: (climbs on Silver's back) Ready
Silver: Where to?
Deadpool: Nazi base of operations. Hitler's got to be there by now. We didn't exactly come in unseen
Silver: Good idea. Let's go steal Steve's car
Deadpool: Great idea! We'll race them! Now mush!
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Deadpool kills Hitler
RandomHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
