(We had all piled into the car, Steve driving, Domino in passenger, Colossus behind Domino, Bob in his lap, and Silver gently sits down on mine. Cable and Peter have already left, and the roads were made of stones, making the ride bumpy)
Silver: Can you take it easy on the bumps?
Steve: Sorry, can't help it. All these roads were made with stones
Deadpool: Great
Silver: Wade....
Deadpool: Yes?
Silver: That better be your gun
Deadpool: Well why don't you touch it and find out?
Silver: (pauses) No thanks, I'm all set for now
Deadpool: You hesitated
Silver: What?
Deadpool: You hesitated, meaning you had to think before you answered, which also means you were tempted to find out what it is, showing you have feelings-- ah shit, not again
Silver: You weren't shutting up
Deadpool: But why twice? That's just harsh
Silver: Had to make sure if it was a gun or not. Guess it wasn't. Oops
Deadpool: Jokes on you, when this thing heals it'll be a super penis
Steve: I will turn this car around right now!
Deadpool: (in a whiney voice, mimicking a child) But daaaaaaad we're supposed to go kill a tyraaaannnnt
Silver: I don't know Wade, I'm kinda enjoying this ride
Deadpool: Because you're sticking a knife in my dick?
Silver: Sure
Colossus: Roads are similar to the ones I grew up on in Russia
Bob: Wait, you grew up in Russia?
Colossus: Of course, have you never noticed how I have accent?
Bob: I thought it was a fake accent
Deadpool: God dammit Bob, how stupid are ya?
Silver: He must take lessons from you
Deadpool: Oh shut up
Steve: We're here
Cable: What the hell took you guys so long?
Steve: Roads were rough, and dumb and dumber wouldn't shut up
Cable: You mean them? (points to Deadpool and Silver)
Steve: (sighs) Yes
Deadpool: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Silver: Oh, quit your whining you big baby
Deadpool: Have you ever had a knife in your dick?!?!
Silver: No...
Deadpool: Then I'll whine all I want
Silver: Just shut up (yanks knife out of Deadpool)
Deadpool: #^$!&+% that hurt!!
Steve: Language
Deadpool: Oh excuse me mr "oh look at me i'm super strong because of drugs and i never swear because I'm all proper and from the 1940's"
Steve: I've just about had it with you Wade
Domino: Trust me, we all have. (pointing to Silver) Except her. Seems like she hasn't had enough of him yet
Silver: Y'know, luck runs out
Domino: Not for me
Silver: Wanna find out?
Deadpool: Oooh catfight!
Steve: No. We need to go. Now. Hitler should be in his office by now
Deadpool: And where would that be?
Steve: (points to a large building in the distance) There
Deadpool: Does anyone else see the dragon on it?
Silver: No, that's just you
Deadpool: Ok, good. Let's go then
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Deadpool kills Hitler
AcakHi! I'm Deadpool. Most of you have probably heard of me, but, there's always that ONE FRICKIN PERSON who hasn't EVER heard of ME! Which I find very surprising, seeing as in the title of this book, I WAS THE ONE TO KILL HITLER!! (Spoiler alert) HE DI...
