~chapter eleven~ loser trash

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Date: 6/18/17

Current Time: 8:10 pm 

stantheman has been added into "Loser Trash" 

bill.den: he's been inducted 

stantheman: Hi. 

trashmouth: Hiya there, Stanley. Richie's the name, doing voices is my game

kaspbrak: We've heard a lot about you! 

stantheman: They have?

hayyystack: Yes, indeed. 

bill.den: i've barely mentioned him. what are you talking about? 

trashmouth: I could get lots of chucks off that, Billy Boy 

trashmouth: I hate to break it to u, Stanley, but he rambles bout ya all the time 

stantheman: I'd appreciate it if you just called me Stan, please and thank you. 

trashmouth: Ur welcome

kaspbrak: Beep beep, Richie. 

trashmouth: Shut up, Eddie Spaghetti.

kaspbrak: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?

trashmouth: An infinite amount

hayyystack: Will you two please stop that? We're going to make a bad impression on the guy.

bill.den: ben's right

trashmouth: Of course he is

stantheman: Ben seems to be like the normal one here 

kaspbrak: I'm not sure that any of us are normal. 

bill.den: that's one way to put it

stantheman: What's the other way?

trashmouth: We're loser trash 

hayyystack: There it is. 

stantheman: That's the best thing I've heard all day. 

kaspbrak: I doubt it. 

stantheman: You shouldn't. I would like to be loser trash too.

hayyystack: Is he serious? 

bill.den: stan's always serious

stantheman: You know me so well.

trashmouth: I'm sure he does <3

kaspbrak: pftt

stantheman: Who coined the term of loser trash?

bill.den: huh?

hayyystack: I think he means to ask who came up with it. 

trashmouth: That would be me, kind sir

stantheman: But where did it come from?

hayyystack: O

kaspbrak: Oh no.

bill.den: should we tell him?

stantheman: Tell me what? 

trashmouth: It came from Henry Bowers

kaspbrak: Oh look, he fucking did it. 

stantheman: Who's that?

bill.den: an asshole

hayyystack: He's a psychotic bully from our school who called us that once and Richie picked it up. 

trashmouth: I thought i'd turn it into a compliment 

stantheman: That's cool. 

trashmouth: It's badass is what it is

kaspbrak: I think you've found yourself a keeper, Bill. 

bill.den: shush

stantheman: I still have no idea what you people are talking about.

hayyystack: You're better off not knowing. 

trashmouth:  ;)


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