Date: 6/24/17
Current Time: 4:11 pm
beaverly: heyy
Current Time: 5:00 pm
beaverly: bill?
Current Time: 5:37 pm
beaverly: are you alright?
beaverly: bill
Current Time: 6:24 pm
beaverly has created a group chat
hayyystack: Bev?
kaspbrak: ...
trashmouth: Ello
beaverly: guys, we've got a situation
kaspbrak: So we're having a meeting?
trashmouth: DiNg doNg, the court has been called into session
beaverly: moving on
hayyystack: What is this about?
beaverly: more like who
trashmouth: Oooo, how intriging
kaspbrak: You spelled that wrong.
trashmouth: It was intended, jackass
hayyystack: Bev, who are we talking about?
beaverly: bill
kaspbrak: Wait, what now?
kaspbrak: What happened to him?
kaspbrak: Is he alright?
trashmouth: Blah, blah, blah
hayyystack: Beep, beep, Richie.
beaverly: thank you, ben
trashmouth: Grrrrrrrrr
beaverly: anyway
beaverly: you know how bill always answers within the first five minutes you text him?
trashmouth: Well, duh
beaverly: i texted him multiple times an hour or so ago and still haven't gotten a response back
kasprak: Oh, shit.
trashmouth: He didn't answer me when I tried talking to him this morning either
hayyystack: That doesn't make things any better.
kaspbrak: Obviously.
beaverly: my question is what do we do?
trashmouth: My friends, i might have the solution to our tragic dilemma
hayyystack: And that is?
trashmouth: 1 word
kaspbrak: Rich, come on, we don't have all day.
beaverly: he's right. cut the bullshit
trashmouth: U people are unbelievably pushy. It's just too much for me
hayyystack: Please just tell us.
trashmouth: Stan.
kaspbrak: I must be a fucking idiot to not have thought of that sooner.
beaverly: ditto
trashmouth: Damn straight
hayyystack: heh
trashmouth: What?
hayyystack: Nothing. Nothing at all.
trashmouth: Now Ben, my boy, i may have some serious inquiries to take up with u later
beaverly: do any of you have stanley's number?
hayyystack: Sorry, no.
kaspbrak: Nuh uh.
trashmouth: Zilch, zip, nada
beaverly: then the only person left is Mike
hayyystack: Why wasn't he added in here?
beaverly: because I was trying to avoid him flipping his shit over Bill
beaverly: you know how he is
trashmouth: Way too overprotective
kaspbrak: He just wants to look out for all of us.
beaverly: exactly. and we all know for a fact that bill trusts mike
hayyystack: It makes sense.
kaspbrak: Am I doing the honors?
trashmouth: Ur probably the best person for it, Eddie Spaghetti
kaspbrak: You are never to call me that again, but okay.
kaspbrak has added clementine into the group chat
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n e v e r m i n d ☁ stenbrough
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