~chapter thirteen~ both

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Date: 6/20/17 

Current Time: 7:07 pm

stantheman: Building

stantheman: Bill

stantheman: Building

stantheman: I am here.

stantheman: I am here.

stantheman: I am here.

stantheman: I have allowed myself to spam you. 

stantheman: I have allowed myself to spam you. 

stantheman: I have allowed myself to spam you. 

stantheman: The spamming has commenced. 

stantheman: The spamming has commenced.

stantheman: The spamming has commenced.

bill.den: this is unnecessary 

stantheman: So was hmph. 

stantheman: So was hmph. 

stantheman: So was hmph. 

bill.den: what do i have to do to make you stop?

stantheman: Ask nicely.

stantheman: Ask nicely.

stantheman: Ask nicely.

bill.den: stan, will you please stop spamming me?

stantheman: You must use a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.

stantheman: You must use a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.

stantheman: You must use a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.

bill.den: fine

bill.den: Stan, will you please stop spamming me? 

stantheman: Be nicer. 

stantheman: Be nicer. 

stantheman: Be nicer. 

bill.den: you are such a handful jeez

stantheman: You must be nice. 

stantheman: You must be nice. 

stantheman: You must be nice. 

bill.den: Stan, pretty please will you stop spamming me with a cherry on top? 

stantheman: Okay. 

bill.den: damn, finally 

stantheman: May I remind you that this would not have happened if you hadn't said something that made absolutely no sense? 

bill.den: i'm not even going to bother arguing with you again 

stantheman: Are you really that annoyed at me?

bill.den: that's for me to know and you not to know

stantheman: You're such a tease. 

bill.den: and how is that, may i ask? 

stantheman: Nevermind that. 

bill.den: well then.

stantheman: You're definitely annoyed. 

bill.den: ...

stantheman: I think I know how to make it up to you. 

bill.den: go on

stantheman: 

stantheman: That's me

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stantheman: That's me. 

bill.den: wait, seriously?

stantheman: Yeah. Is there something wrong?

bill.den: no

bill.den: you're just not what i would expect you to be like

stantheman: In a good way or a bad way?

bill.den: both 

bill.den has gone offline

stantheman: Well, that's just great. 

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