Hetalia goes to School?

19. Science and Explosions

They have biology and chemistry next after recess. For biology, they have a female filipino teacher named Miss Patricia who is really nice and good at explaining the subject. They learned learned about the characteristics of life and the classification of living things. Starting from kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus to species. And they learn 'bout all of those latin or greek names of the species and the random phylum names like echinodermata or platyhelminthes.

They were also given another pop quiz at the same day! Apparently, teachers decided it was a good idea to assess their knowledge of the particular subject at the end of every lesson.

After suffering from information overload, they had chemistry next. Great. More information to memorize which will probably cause our brain to malfunction. And that will cause us to fail our grades (beside procastinating by staying up all night reading yaoi and fanfics).

First of all, they were introduced to a short javanese teacher named Miss Dwi. After listening to the safety song, which features a puppet exploding the lab, and learning about the hazardous symbols, apparatus, all different kinds of elements, they went to the lab for practical works.

And that is when Alfred F. Jones decided it would be a very good idea to explode the lab.

"Hey Mattie, let's go and explode the lab," Alfred smiled mischievously, "We can experiment with the chemicals available in the lab and find out which ones are capable to explode."

"Eh, I'm not sure that," Matthew interjected, "After all you will end up exploding the school and it will take a lot of money to rebuild it back."

"Pwease Mattie," Alfred replied back giving his older brother his famous puppy eyes.

Seeing his younger brother giving him the famous puppy eyes, his sky blue eyes filled with adorableness and cuteness, Mattie finally gave in.

"But don't involved me on it," He warned to Alfred back, his scary purple eyes locking into Alfred's eyes.

"Uh, sure thing," Alfred smiled back nervously. Sometimes Mattie could be really scary. Especially when it involves a hockey stick. Then he can he downright terrifying and nobody can stop him, except for a certain albino. (Wink)

So later, on the next chemistry lesson, Alfred decided to put his plans to use. He sat at the furthest counter from the teacher and followed the instructions from the teacher for most of the time. At the other time, he was preparing chemicals secretly and making a mini bomb.

"Hey Alfred, what are you doing?" Malaysia asked looking suspiciously over the counter to see Alfred building a bomb, "WHY THE F**K ARE YOU BUILDING A BOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF CHEMISTRY LESSON?"

Every head in the lab turned to Alfred. "Cuz I'm bored," he replied back smoothly.

"BLOODY HELL," England swored trying to wrestle the bomb out of Alfred's hands but failed.

"Alfred. Put. That. Bomb. Down," Miss Dwi smiled dangerously.

"Not today," Alfred smile back just as dangeroulsy. He threw the bomb outside the window. And the bomb fell into the swimming pool. Then the bomb explode.

KA- BOOM

"Oh mai Tian," Singapore said watching as rocks and waters flew everywhere.

Everyone in the school went outside to watch this incident which shall be known as The Great Explosion.

Luckily, no one was in the school swimming pool. But it was much obliterated and damged. So Alfred was sued by a large sum of money. He also got suspended for a quite long time. And he doesn't regret that one tiny bit.

And that is why most of the school had thought the new kids were "hot but crazy af."

MOMENTS WITH MISS DWI!!!

#1
"Some of the elements we see here are named after people like Einsteinium anr Nobelium," Miss Dwi explained to the class, "So if you guys ever discovered a element, don't forget to name it after me and you'll get an A* for chemistry for the rest of your time in school."

"Like Dwiiiiiinium?" A kid asked. The teacher nodded.

And that is how Alfred decided to discover a new element. After countless nights without sleep, he finally founded it and he named it Dwinium.

The next morning, Miss Dwi fainted after seeing the breaking news this morning. A new element was discovered by the name of Dwinium by Alfred, the guy who exploded the swimming pool.

And that is why Alfred is now called The Awesome King of Chemistry.

THE END

#2
"If you don't want to be a chemistry teacher, what to you want to be?" A kid asked.

"Dokter Cinta (Love Doctor?)," she smiled, "So I help with heartbroken people."

Almost everyone in the class facepalmed at this.

Author's Note
Hello there! I don't know why I write this chapter honestly.

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