Just Another Day (Adopted By Josh Dun)

Twenty-Five

SO CLOSE TO 30!!!!

Kamryn
I laid my head on Kim's shoulder. She decided to give me piggy back ride. I'm not complaining though. I hate walking. When we got into the store, I sat in the cart as Kim pushed it around. She threw in random things that we needed. "Don't forget the coffee and creamer!" I yelled pointing down the isle where they both sat. She ran down the isle with me hoarsely screaming lyrics out of tune. We got weird looks from other people. "FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME!" Kim burst into a fit of laughter. We sat there in the coffee isle, laughing until our sides hurt. "All right lets finish this." "Yes....lettuce." I held up a bag of the greens. "YOU'RE SO CRINGY!" I laughed harder than before, which lead to a coughing fit afterwards. I randomly sang to songs I love. "Wait!" Kim grabbed her phone and put on our favorite Troye Sivan song. I started to laugh. "Just fucking imagine, meeting the Aussie boy." Kim laughed and faked another seizure. We walked around, grabbing things as we passed, cracking jokes and just being weird. "Has our relationship become a cringe fest?" Kim snorted. "Yep." I laughed as she coughed hysterically from that snort. "Stop you're not used to the cocaine yet." We were in the store for about an hour until checking out. "Hello girls. Did you find everything all right?" I hummed and nodded my head. "Wendy's?" I looked up at Kim from the basket. She nodded and smiled at the cashier who told us our price. He winked at her as we walked away. "Kimmmm he winked at you. Don't leave meh please." She chuckled and pressed he lips to mine. "I'm only gay for you." I burst out into a fit of coughs and laughter. Since we live close to the store, we stole the cart to get all the groceries to the house. We got to the house amd we had Josh and Tyler help us with the bags of food. "Thank you boys." And we set off toward the Wendy's a block away.

"Get ready for a dinner full of puns."