But guess what
This is real life
That shit don't happen in real life.
If it did, I would have been married to my neighbour who I hated in school.
Or I would be married to my best friend who is getting married to someone else next month
OR
I would have totally had an all-out diva moment at the wedding of this guy I thought I had a crush on for 5 thousand years.
But well- yo I ate lekker at that wedding. I didn't care about no diva moment. I was too busy chowing down and then had tea and baking afterwards.
So ya- guys stories don't happen in real life but it is fun to imagine. Totally not dissing the cliche because I so, so love it.
But I think real life is fun too.
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Absolute Rubbish, by Me
RandomAll the absolute nonsense that used to go on my wall has now been placed into a very neat and compact book. Yes, you know I love to talk so beware- updates will be frequent and might or might not make sense
