Seriously.
Do you know what happens if you wear a padded bra while you're swimming?
Your nipples get frozen.
Do you know what frozen nipples feel like? It's death.
You do not want to feel this.
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Absolute Rubbish, by Me
DiversosAll the absolute nonsense that used to go on my wall has now been placed into a very neat and compact book. Yes, you know I love to talk so beware- updates will be frequent and might or might not make sense
