Absolute Rubbish, by Me

The thing I love about shaving your legs

So when I was a teen, I was absolutely and positively against shaving.

I was a waxer.
Proper waxer.

Did it myself too.

But see, wax- I burnt a bloody pot making that sugar wax thing so never again- but wax is bloody expensive. It's like a hundred bucks and if you have long legs and arms, you use half a bottle in one go.

So screw it. Just shave. It grows back just as fine- yes- actually proven by me that my hair is still just as fine as it's always been.

So I love that I can shave my legs at midnight for no other reason that I want to and it will only take me five minutes. Anyone else notice that when you shave/wax, your entire bloody complexion changes in a minute. Especially if you've got dark hair. Like... instantly, you're ten shades lighter.

Also, I'm a lazy bugger. I only ever shave the bottom half of my legs for work. Not like it shows often but you know... skirts and stuff tend to show things off.

On the occasional times when I do shave my entire leg- I'm like those memes. I just stare at my legs the whole day.

Oh hey! Great shaving tip!
Do not use soap when you're shaving. Lather up with cheap conditioner instead. You don't ever get those nasty red burns and not after rash either.

Seriously.

Try it.