This is mean but...

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When I see some parents coming into school, I'm like "THANK GOD, I DON'T TEACH YOUR KID ANYMORE!"

seriously.

For the whole of last year, they used to refer to one of my girl's mother as "my mother in law"

Literally.

Would hit a duck everytime I saw her because all I really wanted to do when I saw her was jump out the bloody window and fly away.

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