(love Jon Cozart)
(Some lyrics are changed)
You left Roman when he cheated on you with Indigo.
You weren't mad at her anymore, and so she was currently visiting you.
She wanted to film him videos so he didn't worry about her.
Which is what she was doing now.
"Hey baby." Indigo said cheerfully.
"Uggghhhh" You responded from the other room.
"Shut up Y/n!" She hissed.
You rolled your eyes in irritation.
"I wrote this song for you." Indigo smiled.
"You cheating skankified bitch!" You hollered, entering the room.
"Aye I'm filming here!" Indigo shouted back.
"Anyways," her tone now calm and sweet. "I-I hope this makes you happy." She smiled into the camera.
"I love your hair, your smile, your clothes" Indigo sang.
"I love your fat abnormally large toes!" You cut in, causing her to not so subtly curse under her breath.
"Shut up, you are ruining the video." She groaned, glaring at you as you approached the piano.
"Scoot over." You said sitting down on the piano bench. "yeah, yeah you remember me?" You questioned the camera, well, Roman.
"Y/n." Indigo warned.
"Well you should." You stated, completely ignoring Indigo. "Cause you ripped my heart out and shoved it down my esophagus. Yeah you should remember that okay, you cheated on me with my very own best friend over here ya jerk!"
"Let it go dude, okay it was like three months ago I'm trying to film something." Indigo mumbled.
"Fine, but I'm not moving!" You replied bitterly.
Indigo rolled her eyes, repositioned her fingers, and began to play again.
"I love your hair, your smile, your clothes." She sang.
"I love your cankles and your elephant nose." You interrupted.
She paused for a moment, then continued playing.
"I love your freckles and your eyes
Don't forget about his huge ego." Indigo was clearly getting irritated by your input, but she wasn't going to stop recording.
"Boy, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
It hurt, he landed on his face
Boy, I need to put you on my "to do list"
Or my hit list, whichever really works." Her glare was practically burning a hole in your head.
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Well I'd lick you first." Not your best comeback...
"What! That that's so wrong that's disgusting." Indigo hissed.
"I would lick him as in I would punch him in the face." You partially laughed. "Might make you look better."
"Boy, you're everything I (don't) want
You're everything I (don't) need
Without you I can barely (finally) breath." She sighed and figured she'd let you sing some.
"You're so fat
You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Not even Clinton would sleep with you
When trucks back up they beep like you
And no one wants to be with you
I never want to see you again." You sang.
"You're like like a tone deaf man,
and It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face." Indigo joined in on the last two words.
"Your face is like the sun
Yep, it burns my retinas
You have beautiful puppy dog eyes
Maybe you should go to the vet."
"You smell like a pig and you look like a fish
If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish
You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue"
"Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
More like the stinky sewers, filled with shit to the brim." You replied.
"All I really wanted to say
Is I love (hate) you." You two sang together.
"I hope you die you stupid bitch!" You shouted slamming your fingers on random keys.
Indigo sighed and turned off the camera.
Later that day, everyone was gathered in the living room when Roman received the video.
"Ooohhhh. Is that indigo's video?!" Patton squealed, "can we watch it?"
"Why not?" Roman laughed and played the video on the TV.
Virgil laughed at Roman.
Logan said Roman should've seen something like that coming.
Patton was surprised you'd say that about Roman.
And Thomas tried so hard not to laugh.
Roman just sat there, speechless for the first time in forever.
Holy shit.
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