Josh and I have been out and about the whole day, and as we walk down the street eating ice cream while viewing the beautiful Sydney sunset, I spot a pharmacy in front of us.
Operation sleeping pills is about to commence
"Uh Josh, do you think they sell painkillers and sleeping pills here?" I ask innocently.
"I'm sure they do. Why?"
"I have really bad cramps when I'm on my period and I've been having a hard time sleeping lately too. It's hard to get comfortable when it's that time of the month."
"Oh damn. Well let's go see. I don't want my beautiful girl to be suffering" Josh says, pulling me close and kissing me.
Jesus on a motorcycle someone's horny
We walk into the pharmacy and I go straight to the painkillers section, grabbing my usual ibuprofen that saves me from the agonizing cramps I would otherwise have to endure. Josh comes up from behind me and wraps his arms around my waist.
"Here baby, these are the sleeping pills. Did you find your painkillers?"
"Yes I did" I reply, handing him the bottle.
"Jesus do you really need that many Nicole?"
"Do you know what a cramp feels like Joshua Dun? Imagine a combination of saws, axes, drills, and knives all slashing at your abdomen at the same time, and then throw a bomb in there too. That's half as painful as the cramps I get."
"Jeez okay I'm sorry I asked" he grumbles, letting me go and paying for everything.
I go outside of the store to take a breath of free air while waiting for Josh. I don't even remember what it feels like to go out without him breathing down my neck. Everything seems so much more relaxed. That is, until Josh walks back out of the store holding a bag.
"Here you go baby. There's some chocolate in there too. We can head home now so there's time to go to the store before it closes."
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I walk into the feminine supplies section of the store, immediately spotting the usual boxes I buy."Jesus Christ what the hell is all this?" Josh asks next to me, picking up a box of tampons and looking at it confusingly. "Heavy flow? What the heck is heavy flow?"
I giggle and ignore him, choosing a box of my usual pads and tampons. When I turn around, I'm met by a hilarious sight. Josh is standing there holding several different colored boxes of pads and tampons, looking at them in the most hilarious confused way.
"Why are they different colored? What are wings for? Are they supposed to fly away after you use them?" He asks me, looking extremely overwhelmed.
"Josh just let it be. Come on I got my stuff?"
As I turn around to walk out of the aisle, Josh asks me one of the most embarrassing questions to ask a girl, and he doesn't do it quietly either.
"Hey Nicole," he says loudly while waving a box of pads around. "Do you have a heavy flow?"
I spin around, my face crimson red, and yank the box out of his arms.
"Josh let go of the pads this is a discussion to have at home" I hiss, pulling him out of the aisle and hoping no one heard him.
I grab a large Milky Way bar at the cash register, still extremely embarrassed by Josh's question. This would be so funny if it wasn't happening to me in a public store. The embarrassing incident is playing over and over in my head until an arm wraps around me and starts leading me out of the store.
"Do you wanna get food or just go home?" Josh asks once we're in the car.
"I just wanna go home. We've been out the whole day and I'm tired. As long as I have my chocolate, my Netflix, and my pills I'm happy."
"Did you have fun today?" Josh asks as turns on the radio.
"Yeah I did. Thank you."
A song starts playing on the radio, and we both recognize it right away.
It's Ride
Josh immediately goes to turn off the radio, but I stop him.
"Joshhh don't I like this song" I whine, trying to pull his hand away from the button.
"Well I'm not on good terms with the person who sang this song" Josh says angrily, taking quiet, angry breaths.
"Have you talked to Tyler since..you know?"
"No. I'll do it when I'm ready."
"Okay then."
Josh turns off the radio with an angry huff, and now I just sit in silence. He still looks angry the whole drive back.
Sometimes quiet is violent. Especially when you're in the car with psycho Josh Dun.
Authors Note
You guys have no idea how much I laughed writing the last parts of this chapter😂. For real though, periods are a struggle when you've been Kidnapped By Josh Dun. How's everyone's week been? I've had a good week in school and I have a new boyfriend who's so amazing so I am in a very good mood. Winston the turtle is also doing good. He won't stop messing up his cage though. Maybe I should hire him a turtle housekeeper.
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