Hetalia One-Shots [NOT TAKING REQUESTS]

Crack Nordics x OC

For @Jalucahall1215

Crack Nordic 5 x OC

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Jaymie's POV

Casually, I took a stroll around Norway. It's nice, but rather cold. I let out a few warm breaths to see a small, visible puff of smoke appear in the air.

"LAWL! Smoke~" I giggled rather childishly to myself. No wonder my parents never much cared 'bout me, I am a weird child. LOL WHO GIVES A CRAP? lol I have my sexy Nordics in my imaginations to be with.

"OH HOW CAN I EVER MEET THOSE WONDERFULLY SEXY MEN SO I CAN JUST ASDFGHJKL!!" I pouted, after continuously flailing my arms in the cold air.

Soon enough, my arms got real tired so I stopped. The wind picked up tremendously, causing me to shiver in the hostile weather.

My eyes scanned the area, looking for somewhere to stay. Nothing. Great, just great. Note my sarcasm.

"Ugh, WHY CAN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MID-LIFE CRISIS?" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Apparently, no one was around to hear my distressed call. Sigh.

I continued to walk until someone rammed into me. Freaking pedestrians.

Alright alright, I wasn't lookin where I was going, so when I looked at whoever I bumped into, my eyes went wide in recognition.

Sitting before me was the one and only... PIZZA GUY!! I jumped ecstatically and wrapped my arms around him. A giggle escaped my lips as I stare at the mouthwatering, not to mention warm, boxes of pizza he held in his hands. I pointed to them and asked him.

"May I help you with those, kind sir?" And no, I do not mean help deliver, I mean to devour. Yes, Food is my drug. It causes me to poop rainbows. (The heck is wrong with me and pooping rainbows?)

He gave me a quizzical look before refusing. I pouted, not liking the negativity after walking for who-knows how long I've been wandering. I started to fake cry, hoping it would work but it didn't and he went on his way to deliver.

'Dang it, it usually works. . think. . how else am I supposed to convince..?' As I thought up a devious plan, I was rammed (again) by someone. It wasn't me this time, promise.

When I looked up to whoever bumped the tar outta me, my eyes began to widen slowly. . The figure in front was shining like the morning sun, literally, that or he was standing behind the sun. Sigh. My imagination. It was Denmark.

"DENNY!!" I yelped, getting up and hugging him. He gave me a look of shock and pushed me off of him. I was taken back by his action, wondering why the crap some hot guy wouldn't want a hot chick like me to hang on him. Unless, unless he thinks... NOOOO!!! I'M NO POTATO!! I'm a kawaii potato but let's leave it at that.

LAWL I gotta find out what's wrong with him.

"Yo, beer-loving-Scandinavian-who-is-a-pervert, what'cha doing around here?" I gave a cocky grin, signaling that I have become more confident.

He only gave me more stares, not understanding what I said. I gave a look of annoyance and he finally understood. He reached into his pocket, and I got frightened. I pulled out a random pizza guy, actually, he was the same guy from earlier, and I used him as a shield.

Denmark only grabbed a comb and started combing his hair. HIS FREAKING GRAVITY DEFYING FLIPPING HAIR OH MY!

This is strange. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO SUCH THING AGH!!

Something strange is going on and I have to find out what. The guy I was using as a shield became even more annoyed, so he took off his hat, revealing that he was Finland.

Oooh!! Didn't see that coming.

"Oh! PLOT TWIST!! Finland is the pizza guy! Wait..." I paused to think for a moment. Finland was usually happy. This is even stranger.

While I was in my thinking mode, both Denmark and Finland started Indian dancing around me and kidnapped me.

It was all black after the dance.

Before I blacked out, however, I marveled at their talent, but I was scared of how they were going to live life without help.

Sigh.

Men.

[ TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2 ]

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Wow, this is like... Longer than I expected. LOL expect part 2 some time in the future.

Btw, sorry if your OC doesn't seem right, I wrote this while having no internet, so yeah. If I did get your personality correct, YAY!

Lol and I used your OC woops.

You know the drill! :D