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《《《N O MORE REQUESTS 》》》 Hetalia one-shots. Pretty self-explanatory. I apologize for all my mistakes as a young writer, and now as a matured writer, I apologize for lack of updates.

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Denmark x Norway (DenNor)

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Dedicated to @Francis_Bonnefoy_Hon :D love your username, hun! <3

                          
Denmark x Norway (DenNor)

                          
Butter?

                          
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Has anyone ever seen Norway throw a fit? Ever? No? Well, what if it has to do anything with.. butter? Let's just say the Nordics has seen him only a few times (and that's RARE) when he runs out of his precious butter.

                          
Sometimes, they pretend he ran out, but instantly regret ever mentioning the absence of it. How did this happen? It all started with Denmark.

                          
"Ay! Lukas!" Denmark hollered, using Norway's humanized name. "Come 'ere!" Footsteps were heard from the living room to the kitchen. The Norwegian man looked at the Dane with an expressionless face, possibly annoyed on the inside.

                          
"What is it?" He asked, looking over at the Dane. Denmark laughed with a wide grin and placed his hands on his hips.

                          
"We ran out of butter." Norway didn't believe him for he had a heck of a lot of butter stocked up. So, he shook his head.

                          
"No we didn't. I bought plenty." A small chuckle emanate from Denmark's throat.

                          
"Oh yeah? Check the fridge." Norway let out a small sigh, inaudible to Denmark's ears. He opened the fridge and was surprised that there was no butter. A tick mark was apparent on his head as he turned to the Dane with a mysterious aura around him. Denmark was laughing butt off at the fact that there was no butter.

                          
"Matthias Køhler.. Where the heck is my butter?" He threatened the laughing Dane by holding on to his tie with both a death grip and glare. The said Dane was still laughing.

                          
"Hahaha!!! O-M-G!! HAHA!! Seriously, you - HAHA - ! I put them in my pants!! HAHAHA!!!" Norway's eyes twitched. What waste of perfectly delicious butter.

                          
"If ya want it, get them yourself!! HAHA!!"

                          
Norway just blushed and pulled his tie, hard. "Stupid Dane." He said before going out to buy more, leaving Denmark to laughing at it all, after being choked to death.

                          
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XD This was fun to write!! Sorry if it's short. D: I just immediately thought of butter when I think of Norway xD

                          
You know the drill! :D

                          
Kaira_chan<3
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