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Me: hai Jeff.

Jeff: hai Jelly.

Me: YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!

Canty: NO HE LOVES ME!!!

Jelly: NO IT'S ME!!!

Jeff: It's none of you

Me: WAT

Jelly: WAT

Canty: WAT

Jeff: Its... her(points to lawnmower)

Sue the lawnmower: Hai Jeff

Me: I will DESTROY YOU(throws Canty at sue)

Sue: (chops up Canty(and Jelly))

Me: DIE

Sue: (dies)

Me: it's just you and me now Jeff.

Jeff: No it's not(gets eaten by llama)

Llama: pie

Me: stupid corn dogs.(gets attacked by pointless squares)

Wow what is wrong with me. So much random. Makes me wonder.

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