Wattpad in a nutshell
Me:I'm bored what should I read?
Wattpad:Well you are obviously addicted to LOTR soooo... here's a 1D fanfic!!!
Me:No.
Wattpad: You also seem to like Harry Potter so... Here's another 1D fanfic!
Me: OMG STIP WITH THE 1D ALREADY
Wattpad: You also like random stuff so... Oh look another 1D fanfic!
Me: I. DON'T. WANT. A. 1D. FANFIC!!!!!!
Wattpad: Hmm, in that case, I don't have any books for you. Wait- here's one- oh it's in German or something, you can still read it though! well bye!
Me: Is all you have 1D fanfics?
Wattpad: No...
Wattpad: Okay yes.
Me: *facepalm*
