Here are some genius quotes from Patrick Star. I don't own him. Disclaimer.
-Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom
-I LOVE PURPLE
-MY NAMES... NOT... RRRIIICCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
-Where's the leak ma'am
-FINLAND!
-We take Bikini Bottom, and we push it over there!
Ahh I love Patrick's advice.