I've told you guys how I work in the library, right? Here's what happened yesterday...
Me: *running check out station*
Henry(also works in library): PRESS CHECK IN! PRESS IT! HURRY!
Me: Why?
Henry: *holds out Twilight book*
Me: AAAAAAHHHHH *presses check in button* SCAN IT *throws scanner at him*
Henry: *hurriedly scans it* *throws it by me*
Me: GET THAT EVIL BOOK AWAY FROM ME *slides it away with ruler*