The other day my friend came and asked me, "why does your book have a pineapple who is in love with you, a cantalope, a jellybean, and a lawnmower?"
I looked at her and said, "still a better love story than twilight"
Vote if you agree!
Which reminds me...
My computer is broken, so I had to use the laptop. I was lying on the floor using it, and while it was loading I rolled over to see a bookshelf. On the bookshelf were...
ALL THE TWILIGHT BOOKS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here are my plans-
1. make my annoying neighbor read them.
2. Burn them. Feed ashes to a shark. Burn the shark. Poison the ashes. Send to the sun.
3. Create my own fellowship. Get all twilight books and throw them into mt. doom because they can only be destroyed in the fires from which they were born.
I'm going with 3!(right after 1) Comment if you want to be in my fellowship! maybe we should throw Justin beiber in too
