So this boy at my youth group kept saying that Legolas was useless because all he did was state the obvious...
I argued with him for a while but he was really persistent and I got really mad...
So I dug my claws (hadn't cut my nails in like a month) into his arm...
So he looks at his arm and is all like "ITS BLEEDING!!!" (which it was)
So I said "Now who's stating the obvious?"
TAKE THAT IAN
This all happened at a middle school party, where all the craziest and best things happen...
