Welp, here's the chatroom...
Aragorn: Where are we?
Dess: A chatroom.
Frodo: Great, another one?
Dess: Yep!
Legolas: Wonderful...
Dess: Hiii Leggi <3
Legolas: And I'm stuck here with a fangirl. Who are you?
Dess: I'm... ::dramatic pose:: The girl of your dreams!
Legolas: ::facepalm::
Sam: I'm here ::bows:: Is there anything I can do for you, Lady Vanadessë?
Aragorn: Who?
Sam: (points to Dess) Her ::swoons::
Dess: Go find me a good place to stargaze.
Sam: Anything for you, Lady Vanadessë ::bows::
Arwen: Ooh, Sam loves Dess, but Dess loves Legolas... I'm writing a novel about this!
Aragorn: ::facepalm::
Frodo: Why does everyone keep facepalming?
Dess: I don't know.
Frodo: ::facepalm::
Dess: ::facepalm::
Legolas: ::facepalm::
Aragorn: ::facepalm::
Sam: Um... I'll just come back later... HELP WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY FACEPALMS!!!
Arwen: I still don't get it.