A chat with my date

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So this is my date, Jeff the pineapple.

Jeff🍍: hi

Me: oh hi Jeff

Jeff🍍: will you marry me sweetheart?

Me: well... ummmmmm

Canty🍈: Hi Jeff

Jeff🍍: CANTY THE CANTALOPE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME!!!

Canty🍈: (reads chat) You... you... PROPOSED to that WOMAN!?!?!?

Me: You're cheating on me!?!?

Canty🍈: you're cheating on ME?!?!

Jeff🍍: Gotta go

Me: Oh no you don't! (Eats Jeff)

Canty🍈: NOOO YOU ATE MY BOYFRIEND!!!

Me: Do you realize how weird that sounded? Also I'd eat you, but I don't like cantaloupe.

Canty🍈: yaaaaay

Pointless square⬛: nom nom nom (eats Canty)

Me: Thx!

Pointless square⬛: You're welcome luv❤❤❤

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Okay... didn't know that my mind was capable of such randomness. Oh well, I don't care

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