We had a middle school party at my church today, and I kinda drank too much soda...
Chase: *holds up long plastic stick*
Me: *grabs it*
Stick: *breaks*
Me: *holding half* the sword must be reforged because it is DESTINYYYYYYYYY *charging down hall on destiny part*
Brianna: What the...
Me: *runs back down hall* DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Chase: O_o
Me: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Brianna: o_O
Me: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Maddy: *comes out door* *sees me with 'sword'* COME AT BE BRO
Me: I AM NO BRO *charges at her*
Maddy: HOLD UP
Me: *stabs her*
Maddy: *goes back in room* *closes door*
Me: SOMEONE BE DEAD!!! *grabs Brianna's shoulders* BE DEAD
Brianna: No...
Me: CHASE BE DEAD
Chase: *facepalms*
Me: WHO'S GONNA BE DEAD?!?!?!
Chase: Fine, I'll do it *lies on ground*
Me: Perfect! Now say "My body is broken"
Chase: My body is broken?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO okay you're done now!!! Who wants to fight with me?
Brianna: NO
Chase: NO
Me: Fine... *Runs down the hall being Aragorn with my 'sword'* *Uses stick as bow and arrows* *re-enacts Legolas fighting*
Chase: OH COME ON *starts sword fighting with other half of stick*
Me: Ooh yay! *fights back* *stabs him*
Chase: O_o
Brianna: *has left*
Me: *'slides' down wall* *points to Chase* SAY YOUR LINE
Chase: What line...
Me: *sighs* After I slide down, say "that still only counts as one!" *'slides' down wall* YOUR CUE
Chase: Whatever *walks off*
Brianna: *returns* Hi...
Me: SAY THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE
Brianna:That still only counts as one?
Me: THANK YOU!
Maddy: *opens door*
Me: *runs up to her* THEY'RE BURNING FARAMIR ALIVE
Maddy: *closes door*
Nick: *comes in* What's u-
Me: THEY'RE BURNING FARAMIR ALIVE YOU'RE FARAMIR
Nick: Okay...is this a game? What do I do?
Me: Lie down on the couch...
Nick: *does that*
Me: Good! (To Chase and Brianna) HELP ME DRAG HIM OFF
Chase: Urr...
Brianna: So this is what she turns into when she has soda.
Me: OKAY YOU'RE FREE NOW! *hits Nick with pillow*
Nick: Okay... *walks off*
Me: WE SAVED FARAMIR!!! *collapses* Urghhh... Avenge me *'dies'*
Later that night...
Brianna: *stacking pillows on me* She's never going to get off that couch
Chase: Nope
All of this really happened.
Hope you laughed!
