Frodo: *reads title* Wait...what?
Me: Cya!!! *shoves Frodo in time portal thingy*
Frodo: AAAAAHHHH
Frodo: HALP MEEEE
Frodo: Anyone?
Frodo: la la la paper cut!!! (from a book I'm reading)
Pineapple: Hello
Frodo: AAH WHO ARE YOU???
Pineapple: My name is Jeffina. I am Jeff's mother. *sees Ring* ooh shiny
Frodo: IT'S MINE!!! MY PRECIOUSSSSSS
Jeffina: Jeez chill out dude O_o
Frodo: How do I get out of here
Jeffina: You can't
Frodo: *cusses*
Cantalope: Wassup?
Lawnmower: Ohai!!! who's the hobbit?
Frodo: Who are you guys???
Lawnmower: I am Stu
Cantalope: And I am Canteen.
Frodo: ...interesting names...
Canteen: Look who's talking! Anyways, I'm Canty's mother, and Stu's wife.
Stu: And I am Canty's husband, and Sue's father.
Frodo: WOAH!!! CANTY AND SUE ARE SISTERS???
Jellybean: Greetings. I am Johnny. Jelly and Jeff's father. Hi honey *kisses Jeffina*
Frodo: JEFF AND JELLY ARE SIBLINGS???????
Frodo: GAAAAHHHHH
Frodo: *comes back to normal time*
Me: How was your trip?
Frodo: JEFF IS JELLY'S BROTHER AND CANTY AND SUE ARE SISTERS
Me: Woah O_o
Frodo: *reaches in pocket* wait... where's the Ring?!?!?!
Frodo: NOOOOOOOO
[meanwhile, in time portal dimension thingy]
Jeffina: YES
Jeffina: THE PRECIOUS IS MINEEEEEEE
To be continued...
